| Email of the day (among others!) |
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We are getting so many spams and silly mails everyday that I thought I should save a small portion of them from immediate destruction. Here is an evolving sample of the rubbish that pollutes the internet, slows down transmission of relevant files and overall wastes our time. |
| Pour francophiles seulement... |
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Date: Wed, 10 Jul 2002 19:20:06 +0200 From: <removed> Subject: Save a Bayesian! Cher Professeur Robert, J'ai fait récemment l'acquisition de
votre ouvrage The Bayesian Choice,
Mais j'aurais déjà certainement
quelques questions à son sujet. Par exemple,
Je suis un jeune Bayésien en herbe
mais autodidacte. Si vous n'y voyez pas
Professeur, je souhaite vous rencontrer. Je
voudrais vous exposer ce qui
J'ai donc grand besoin d'aide Professeur,
et je ne doute pas que la vôtre
Réciproquement, à mon humble
avis, si cela vous intéresse, vous pourriez
De même, en ce qui me concerne, la Théorie
des Probabilités Bayésienne ayant
Professeur, si vous acceptez de m'accorder
un peu de votre temps, sachez que
J'imagine que vous vous étonnez d'une
telle démarche, mais croyez-moi la
Professeur, je vous remercie par avance et
vous prie de bien vouloir accepter
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TV adds and Statistics make things look more true?! |
| Date: Tue, 9 Apr 2002 12:24:35 +0200
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| We all know things... that aren't!
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| Date: Thu, 21 Feb 2002 09:26:48 -0500
From: <removed> To: allstat@JISCMAIL.AC.UK Subject: Demarcation line We all have been taught that given two random variables
As so far I am concerned, I cannot remember if a clear demarcation line between correlation and noncorrelation does exist. Is there a minimum value of cc from which can someone confidently state two variables are correlated? |
| Big Brother or Big Macho?! |
| Date: Sun, 10 Feb 2002 11:01:42 +0100
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| Fortune hunters on the rampage! Is it really good for everyone's health?! |
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| Sounds like a long-term revenge! |
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| If this is not spam, then what's spam?! |
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| Could you do my job for free, please?! |
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Date: Mon, 3 Dec 2001 13:18:13 +0100 From: <removed> Subject: generation of overdispersed Poisson random numbers To: allstat@jiscmail.ac.uk Can anybody tell me, how to generate random numbers for overdispersed
Poisson
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| And more of the same thing.... |
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Date: Tue, 27 Nov 2001 11:17:00 -0500 From: <removed> Subject: median conf. interval To: allstat@jiscmail.ac.uk Can anyone tell me how confidence intervals, and any other useful
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| Sadly repetitive & ultimately boring.... Why only in the bedroom, by the way? |
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